When A Slut Can’t Find Her Vibrator

Ladies, have you ever got on a flight to another state or country, checked into your hotel room & suddenly realised you forgot your Idris Elba/ Denzel/ Bieber/ whatever you call it? (hey, I don’t judge)
You’d just have to suck it up & stay depressed till you can get another, right? WRONG! Not if you’re a slut named Hoeddah Monroe. You take pictures & share them online cuz that’s how trashy cumwhores do it. In the last picture, her eyes are basically screaming “free pussy here, get it while its HOT!”
Ugh, bitch, iono what you think you’re tryna do, but Maheeda did it first. So, PLEASE, feel free to take several seats.

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