Why Wild Animals Shouldn’t Use Twitter V

I’m all for talking about sex & the multitude of positions possible, in private. Not with strangers & definitely not with strangers, on twitter. Something called a Toyin Aimakhu who’s supposed to be an actress had a chat with her twitter followers & decided to give us waaay too much info on her sex life.
Someone asked for her favorite sex position & she tweeted “chain mum and dad”.
I’ve got so many questions; Really? Tryna invent a new sex position? Wtf is chain mum & dad?? Do you both chain yourselves up & lick the chains? Do you invite your parents for a foursome & whip them with chains? Or do you just um, lock your brain away in chains & throw away the key?
Most importantly, Why are you doing this to us???

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