The Photoshop Awards; Toke Makina For TW Magazine

After seeing the Rita Dominic & Toolz photoshop debacles, I did not think it could get worse. Leave it to TW magazine to surprise us in ways we did NOT need. TW mag says that ghost on the cover is supposedly Toke Makinwa, I say bullshit.
As unbelievable as it sounds, Toke’s TW mag cover might actually be faker than she is!
First, we’ve got her deadbeat, not muscular, fitness expert accessory, Maje giving us black Shrek vibes, then there’s those shoes. Lawd! Those awful, awful shoes. And finally, its Toke herself rocking her granny’s favorite shower curtain & that godawful sawdust hair.
I’ve got a million questions, but I’ll ask the most important, Why aren’t those real rocks so these two can fall of the face of the earth for good? Why??
You’d think this was bad enough, but no, TW mag just had to photoshop the emotions out of their faces & suck the life right out of their eyes, leaving these two zombie-ogre hybrids on the cover.
The only real thing about this cover is the terror on that puppy’s face. I’d be that petrified too, if the Queen of death eaters held me in her laps & smiled. You can almost hear it screaming for help. Who’s idea was it anyway to shoot this super shitty cover with these two? What were you high on? Shitilicious?

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