Why Wild Animals Shouldn’t Use Twitter VI

I have little zero interest in what this IK person is, but my money’s on him being a world class stoner, cuz you gotta be on some pretty strong shit to shit out such a delusional tweet.

I mean, what person in his right mind lusts after a mosquito, a hippo, or a mannequin? You gotta be so fucking high, higher than the delusion oozing from Maheeda to do that. What I really wanna know is why the most elegant dingleberry in the universe isn’t on this list. This is outrageous!

She is the ONLY nollyslut worth lusting after. Unless of course you’re into dudes, then I’d recommend Mo Cheddah this yummy man candy.

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