Its a sad day in nollywood for two of the purest, most holy, pristine souls to ever grace our tv screens are waving us goodbye. In news that’ll probably ruin your day, the delicate, exquisitely cut diamond that is Afrocandy is uprooting her implants.
I always had high hopes for Afro’s stripping career. I wanted her to show Maheeda, Dementia, Cossy Hoejiakor & all others that any dumb ass trick could climb up the ladder of stupidity and claim that crown. She was supposed to stay married to them implants until death did them part & keep shitting out half-assed boring as fuck pornos.
But sadly, that’s not going to happen, because this shit stain & her boobies are done. She farted out the following words to Saturday Tribune
“I have been having back pain lately, and when I went to my doctor for that, he said I was carrying load on my chest; that’s what’s causing it. Also, I can’t jog, run, jump rope or dance as I would like to without being conscious of the bouncing boobies. So, I wanna be able to do all that and be pain-free.”
Take a good look guys, for we may never see Afro’s magnificent pair of titties again. Someone hand me a tissue & let me sob for the rest of the day. My life is over!