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10 Stupidest First Tweets Of Your Favorite Nollysluts

Twitter’s eight people! Although most of us have only been on it for a few years. Twitter just introduced a new tool, First Tweet, with which you can see anybody’s first tweet EVER. Yours, your boo’s, your bff’s or your frienemie’s. And YES, you can find celebrities’ first tweets too!

WARNING! Do NOT click this link or you’ll be useless for the next few days, stalking the first tweet of everyone you know. Being the benevolent angel that I am, I’ve compiled the first tweets of some of our favorite nollysluts. You’re welcome.

LOL. You? A covenant with God? Stop it, my tummy hurts.

Duh!

You guys, I give up, this trick has been partying for so long, its just pointless to try to make her quit now. TOO LATE

Nigga, how hard can it possibly be to navigate Uti’s butt twitter?

Me too hun, still tryna figure out watchu been doing with yo life since Ije, 2010

I hate to break it to ya, but it’s probably the same traffic your career has been in for a decade now.

I’ll be right here hun, listening to my music & watching you make questionable life choices.

LOL, exactly what you’ve achieved in the past five years

Good for you,J, now if only you’d learn how to actually ACT

WTF are you typing? What is this? Twitter for toddlers?

Ghost Queen, Pela Okiemute Says He Has A Girlfriend, Fails To Convince Me She’s Real

I usually try not to get offended by the “celebrity” shit that I hear daily, but I’m just getting word that Pela Okiemute is insisting he has a girlfriend, and I just want to know what the hell kinda fools he thinks we are.
This nutjob isn’t just saying he’s got a girl, he claims to have been dating her for three years now. I just gotta ask, what sorta fucked up bitch stays with a guy & watches him transform from black to brown to caramel to orange to yellow to white to Off white to faded in three years? (feel free to add any shade I might’ve missed)
Why are we just hearing about her now, only after a certain law has been passed?
I don’t mean to scare y’all or anything, but I just gotta point out that in under two months, four “connected” guys have all suddenly fallen in love. First, it was Uti, next Alexx, then our “metro sexuality guy” Prince & now this parasite. How long till Infantata (Denrele) goes crazy & starts dating Dementia?
And, just in case you’re wondering, this shit went down on Toke’s TRENDING snoozefest. We ALL oughta slow clap for the cinematographer who recorded that, I mean, how did he not instantly go blind as a bat with all the “heavenly whiteness” radiating in that room? Toke & Pela in one room?? I’m surprised those studios didn’t explode from the sheer intensity of the fumes emanating from these two stunt queens.
I’m just gonna leave this picture below of Ghost Queen & the “girlfriend” I suspect he’s referring to. Yeah, I still don’t believe the bottom bitch in this picture fucked that baby into that tricky White Witch, Toyin Lawani. Nice try guys, but I ain’t buying it.

Stars In Rags; The AMVCA’s

1. Ladies & Gentlemen, I proudly present to you, the ghost of Infantata. If you’ve not seen American Horror Story, get on it ASAP.
2. Alexx & Yemi. Still trying that fakelationship?
3. Uche Jombo. This is what happens when you try waaay too hard. Are you even breathing in that?
4. Uti. That pout! You go girl! That fugly outfit? All this started since you began fake dating Saeon.
5. IK. Is this the part where you take off your hat & pull out a vibrator rabbit or your butt plug? Are you lost??
6. Funlola. Ugh, so much red, what are you? A used tampon? And that purse? Why do bad things happen to good people?
7. Adunni Ade. You guys, this is how you hold in a fart on a red carpet & still look elegant. Take notes.
8. Chika Ike. Who’s nose is that? Your NEW face scares me.
9. I don’t know you, but that pose! This is how you do it people. Push your crotch out for the camera & let your boobs do the talking!

Yemi Alade Is Still Really, Really Tryna Be Sexy

I really don’t mean to scare anyone, but I think Yemi might have suffered a stroke last night on stage. That is the only explanation I will accept for these pictures below. Who knew Alex would be a life saver?
If you’re into a slut grinding her potbelly & possibly crab infested crotch on a mannequin, rejoice!, this is heaven. If, you’re not, I can’t help you.
We really need to talk about that wide grin on Alex’s face. Dude looks like a monkey discovering bananas for the very first time. Why so excited Alex? First time with a human woman? Next thing we know, they’ll claim they’re dating & fell in love on the set of her music video. I’m looking at you Uti Nwachukwu & Saeon
This is every possible layer of gross. Cossy’s probably looking at them & thinking “lawd! Who is this Yemi trick & why is she tryna upstage me?”