That meticulously brushed wig! Those exquisite shades! That pristinely radiant skin! Those NATURALLY luscious lips! And Lawd! That tank top!
Dementia wishes she could, but that trick could NEVER pull this off. Not now, not in a jillion years. Not even if she stuffed all of her Shitilicious concoction up her butt.
This, Ladies & Gentlemen, is true unrefined ELEGANCE. Now, let the angels lift you to the heavens & beyond while you take in this image of pure artistic genius.