Tag Archives: jack of all trades

Stars In Rags; The House Of Nwocha Shitshow Edition

1. Hey there, I’m IK, king of awkwardness & this is Juliet & together we’ll be making some of the CRAPPIEST MUSIC YOU’LL EVER HERE
2. Ugh, you again? Give up the crown already.
3. Your face scares me.
4. Awesome table cloth boo, really cute.
5. There are not enough words to describe how horrible this is.
6. Twice as trashy.
7. Is that an elastic waistband? Why can I see the outline of your underwear?? Why are you doing this to us???

Le Hustle; Hosted By Muna’s Depressed Nipples

Somewhere on a stripper pole, Cossy Hoejiakor is looking at this picture & LOLing at this amateur. Everyone knows the first rule of being a trashy cumwhore is getting a boobjob. If your boobs aint big, shut that shit away & get back to your non-existent rap career.

Stars In Rags; The Darey Concert Edition

1.Kelly Rowland – wtf hair?
2.Eva – Isioma
3.Tiwa – ms. Unnecessary high pitch
4.Gbemi olateru-whatever
5.Toke – gumbody, mosquito
6.Ego – ♥
7.Vixen – Cruella De’Vil
8.Sasha P- She-hulk
9.Muna- jack of all trades