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Maheeda Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Tryna Get Famous

Some little girls grow up to become people, some become skeevy cumwhores. The elegant mosquito that is Maheeda is gifting us with another music video, although no one asked. If this is anything like her first video, it’ll just be shots of her saggy ass, potbelly, scary face & tacky wigs over & over. I’ve got no problem with a hoe tryna feel sexy, all I’m saying is if you’re gonna strip, go all the way. Stop with the ass shots & cleavage zooms, give us EVERYTHING or shut this shit down. Quit teasing those male “models” in your videos, if you’re gonna be nude around ’em, you might as well give ’em handies or blowies. Why so selfish Maheeda?
And five minutes after this video was shot that trick painting her crotch exploded. She shoulda known better. You don’t put your nose that close to such toxic fumes & expect to survive.

New Music Alert! Juliet Ibrahim Ft. IK Ogbonna: Crayfish Music

For some reason that I have no interest whatsoever in learning, the awkward giraffe that is IK Ogbonna is making music with something called a Juliet Ibrahim. Y’all better get ready, this will be a whole new level of fuckery. I mean, you can barely pretend to act & now you’re gonna sing? And you’re gonna do it with an even worse actor? I’m sorry, but I’m not quite sure either of you thought this through.

New Music Alert! Brandy Ft. Tiwa Savage: Zzzzzzz

Forgive me if I doze off while typing this, but apparently Brandy’s in Lagos for Classic FM’s Valentine concert, but she was at Kelly Rowland’s show last night & now she’s at some press conference yapping about Ms. Croaky’s performance at the same concert & how much she’ll love to work with Ms. Croaky.
In other news, people in Lagos are probably wondering why its raining so much, its just the angels crying over the millions of brains that’ll explode when they hear the autotuned mess these two will unleash.