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Ghost Queen, Pela Okiemute Says He Has A Girlfriend, Fails To Convince Me She’s Real

I usually try not to get offended by the “celebrity” shit that I hear daily, but I’m just getting word that Pela Okiemute is insisting he has a girlfriend, and I just want to know what the hell kinda fools he thinks we are.
This nutjob isn’t just saying he’s got a girl, he claims to have been dating her for three years now. I just gotta ask, what sorta fucked up bitch stays with a guy & watches him transform from black to brown to caramel to orange to yellow to white to Off white to faded in three years? (feel free to add any shade I might’ve missed)
Why are we just hearing about her now, only after a certain law has been passed?
I don’t mean to scare y’all or anything, but I just gotta point out that in under two months, four “connected” guys have all suddenly fallen in love. First, it was Uti, next Alexx, then our “metro sexuality guy” Prince & now this parasite. How long till Infantata (Denrele) goes crazy & starts dating Dementia?
And, just in case you’re wondering, this shit went down on Toke’s TRENDING snoozefest. We ALL oughta slow clap for the cinematographer who recorded that, I mean, how did he not instantly go blind as a bat with all the “heavenly whiteness” radiating in that room? Toke & Pela in one room?? I’m surprised those studios didn’t explode from the sheer intensity of the fumes emanating from these two stunt queens.
I’m just gonna leave this picture below of Ghost Queen & the “girlfriend” I suspect he’s referring to. Yeah, I still don’t believe the bottom bitch in this picture fucked that baby into that tricky White Witch, Toyin Lawani. Nice try guys, but I ain’t buying it.

Sunday Fuckery; Hosted By Stylist Prince Uzoegwu

You guys, something called a Prince Uzoegwu spoke to Ladun Liadi over the weekend, & believe me, the immense fuckery he shat out is ALL you need to get you through this week.

What inspires your outfit?
“Basically I have always been a metro sexuality guy. I love being gothic and edgy.”

Metro sexuality guy? LOL Really? U don’t mean it!

“I hate pretty and the normal norms of dressing because I find it boring and over used”

Did you seriously just use normal & norms in the same sentence? Um, so I think Dementia might have a long lost sibling.

“The way I dress is my own means of accepting who I am. It is my way of expressing myself. Besides seeing Alexander Mcqueen’s collection when I was in high school tickled my interest in fashion and this brought about my obsession with everything to do with the way I dress.”

Zzzzzzzz

Do you mind telling us about HER?
“Well I am in a very private and passionate relationship with SOMEONE I call a soul mate.”
When are you thinking of settling down with HER?
I don’t think I will love to settle down because I am more career minded right now. But then you never can tell what love can do.

See what I did there? Ladun keeps asking after HER, he keeps talking about SOMEONE.

So basically, Prince wants y’all to know he’s not gay, he’s simply a “metro sexuality” guy, whatever that means & he’s in a relationship with someone who could be a she, he or an it. Judging by these photos below, its probably an IT, sorry, I take that back, Prince Uzoegwu is definitely in a relationship with an IT. And yes, that’s eye shadow, mascara, female boots & his dick below. Now excuse me while I puke my intestines out.