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Rita Dominic Is The Reason Why Photoshop Crashed Today

We’ve all seen Rita before,right? On almost every red carpet in Lagos, every other week making some good, not so good & sometimes wtf fashion choices. I’m told this creature below is Rita, but I’m not convinced.
This looks nothing like Rita. Who’s nose is that? Where did they get those malformed cheekbones? Those lips? Who’s purple paint is that & why is it smeared all over her lips without restraint? Why are we styling her in that frumpy blouse? Why do her hands look all puffy & swollen? Which obviously underpaid intern at Genevieve mag is responsible for this disaster?
WHO IS THIS PHOTOSHOP MONSTER?
If your photoshop isn’t running today or tomorrow, blame it on this alien on Genevieve magazine.

Stars In Rags; The House Of Nwocha Shitshow Edition

1. Hey there, I’m IK, king of awkwardness & this is Juliet & together we’ll be making some of the CRAPPIEST MUSIC YOU’LL EVER HERE
2. Ugh, you again? Give up the crown already.
3. Your face scares me.
4. Awesome table cloth boo, really cute.
5. There are not enough words to describe how horrible this is.
6. Twice as trashy.
7. Is that an elastic waistband? Why can I see the outline of your underwear?? Why are you doing this to us???