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Stars In Rags; The AMVCA’s

1. Ladies & Gentlemen, I proudly present to you, the ghost of Infantata. If you’ve not seen American Horror Story, get on it ASAP.
2. Alexx & Yemi. Still trying that fakelationship?
3. Uche Jombo. This is what happens when you try waaay too hard. Are you even breathing in that?
4. Uti. That pout! You go girl! That fugly outfit? All this started since you began fake dating Saeon.
5. IK. Is this the part where you take off your hat & pull out a vibrator rabbit or your butt plug? Are you lost??
6. Funlola. Ugh, so much red, what are you? A used tampon? And that purse? Why do bad things happen to good people?
7. Adunni Ade. You guys, this is how you hold in a fart on a red carpet & still look elegant. Take notes.
8. Chika Ike. Who’s nose is that? Your NEW face scares me.
9. I don’t know you, but that pose! This is how you do it people. Push your crotch out for the camera & let your boobs do the talking!

Stars In Rags; The Waje Live And Unplugged Edition

1. Let me introduce y’all to the true star of this event; that nicely curved thing “standing” between Bez & Gbemi
2. Moet Abebe- Hun, you will NEVER have a flat tummy, no matter how hard you hold your breath. So, just breathe you adorable female wrestler.
3. Olisa Adibua- Fugliest jeans ever!
4. Waje- Those legs. Ugh
5. Bez- Time to hit the gym?
6. Moses- Um, who let the apes out?
7. Toke- Your face still scares me.
8. Andrea- LOL. Stunning mop you got on your head hun. That hair colour? Really??
9. Why are you wearing your granny’s shower curtain?
10. I just had to post this, there’s way too much fuckery going on here for me to ignore.

Stars In Rags; The House Of Nwocha Shitshow Edition

1. Hey there, I’m IK, king of awkwardness & this is Juliet & together we’ll be making some of the CRAPPIEST MUSIC YOU’LL EVER HERE
2. Ugh, you again? Give up the crown already.
3. Your face scares me.
4. Awesome table cloth boo, really cute.
5. There are not enough words to describe how horrible this is.
6. Twice as trashy.
7. Is that an elastic waistband? Why can I see the outline of your underwear?? Why are you doing this to us???

Stars In Rags; The Darey Concert Edition II

1. Hey there, my name is Gideon & I’ll be your waiter for tonight.
2. Vina – Ratchet much?
3. Ugh, who let the chimpanzees out?
4. Zaina – akwoche? or mosquito net??
5. Beverly – wtf hair?
6. Sweety, iono you, but you might wanna ease up? Standing at attention on a red carpet??

Stars In Rags; The Darey Concert Edition

1.Kelly Rowland – wtf hair?
2.Eva – Isioma
3.Tiwa – ms. Unnecessary high pitch
4.Gbemi olateru-whatever
5.Toke – gumbody, mosquito
6.Ego – ♥
7.Vixen – Cruella De’Vil
8.Sasha P- She-hulk
9.Muna- jack of all trades