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Ghost Queen, Pela Okiemute Says He Has A Girlfriend, Fails To Convince Me She’s Real

I usually try not to get offended by the “celebrity” shit that I hear daily, but I’m just getting word that Pela Okiemute is insisting he has a girlfriend, and I just want to know what the hell kinda fools he thinks we are.
This nutjob isn’t just saying he’s got a girl, he claims to have been dating her for three years now. I just gotta ask, what sorta fucked up bitch stays with a guy & watches him transform from black to brown to caramel to orange to yellow to white to Off white to faded in three years? (feel free to add any shade I might’ve missed)
Why are we just hearing about her now, only after a certain law has been passed?
I don’t mean to scare y’all or anything, but I just gotta point out that in under two months, four “connected” guys have all suddenly fallen in love. First, it was Uti, next Alexx, then our “metro sexuality guy” Prince & now this parasite. How long till Infantata (Denrele) goes crazy & starts dating Dementia?
And, just in case you’re wondering, this shit went down on Toke’s TRENDING snoozefest. We ALL oughta slow clap for the cinematographer who recorded that, I mean, how did he not instantly go blind as a bat with all the “heavenly whiteness” radiating in that room? Toke & Pela in one room?? I’m surprised those studios didn’t explode from the sheer intensity of the fumes emanating from these two stunt queens.
I’m just gonna leave this picture below of Ghost Queen & the “girlfriend” I suspect he’s referring to. Yeah, I still don’t believe the bottom bitch in this picture fucked that baby into that tricky White Witch, Toyin Lawani. Nice try guys, but I ain’t buying it.

Le Hustle; Hosted By Fourteen Pregnant Nollywood Stars

There’s so much foolery in these pictures, if you’ve not yet given up on nollywood, you might need to get checked. So many potbellies! What are these people eating? Let me rephrase that; what aren’t these people eating??
These washed up nollysluts played against a ghollywood (ghollywood? This is the best y’all could come up with?) team last week & lost, DUH! I will never, ever know how they managed to score one goal. Those jerseys & shorts are two sizes too small for all of em. NOBODY needs to see these baby bumps or bulges. Eew. What have y’all been doing with your lives? Eating for a village?
And don’t even try to figure out what those two are doing in that last picture. Just Gross

This Rumor About Damilola Adegbite And Chris Attoh Getting Married Better Stay A Rumor

UPDATE: Cancel all your plans & prepare to spend the rest of today sobbing. This wedding is happening, Dami just tweeted a confirmation.
LIB is reporting that these two are signing up to become future ex-wife & ex-husband on April 12th. I want this to be false as much as the next person, but LIB is known for getting these details right & says that they’re trying to have a quiet wedding.
I’ve got a lotta questions. This means they’re already engaged. How did we not know that? Why haven’t we seen a ring yet? Is this a Prank? Am I dreaming? & more importantly, what does this mean for Dami’s “struggling” career?
As much as I wanna shut down my entire life & mourn this betrayal by Chris, I’m just gonna revel in the fact that in a few years from now, he’ll be single again & I’ll be ready to get it.
Y’all know this is the second tinsel wedding after Chuks & Ene. So, how long till Soji, Phillip & Angela have a threeway?

Something To Get You Through The Night

Now, this works in two ways;
If bald, shirtless, wet, thirsty-looking, greasy, long-necked, all round disgusting apes are your thing, this should send you straight to cloud 9 & beyond. (I’d judge you, but I’m worse)
If not, get ready to puke your brains out & pass out till morning.
Um, let me remind y’all that I got nothing against nudity in any form, I’m just like if you’re gonna put it out there, you might wanna photoshop it a little? So I don’t have to bleach my eyes out each time I look at you?? Please???

Le Hustle; Hosted By Susan Peters’ BB Z10 Porsche

You guys, didn’t we all collectively agree to leave this poverty mentality of posting pictures of new gadgets & jewelry in 2013?
Obviously, this dumbfuck didn’t get the memo. She just can’t stop, won’t stop being an attention seeking cumwhore. Bitch, Tonto Dike & Genny did it first, so please feel free to stuff that Z10 down your throat.