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Le Hustle; Hosted By Fourteen Pregnant Nollywood Stars

There’s so much foolery in these pictures, if you’ve not yet given up on nollywood, you might need to get checked. So many potbellies! What are these people eating? Let me rephrase that; what aren’t these people eating??
These washed up nollysluts played against a ghollywood (ghollywood? This is the best y’all could come up with?) team last week & lost, DUH! I will never, ever know how they managed to score one goal. Those jerseys & shorts are two sizes too small for all of em. NOBODY needs to see these baby bumps or bulges. Eew. What have y’all been doing with your lives? Eating for a village?
And don’t even try to figure out what those two are doing in that last picture. Just Gross

Why Wild Animals Shouldn’t Use Twitter V

I’m all for talking about sex & the multitude of positions possible, in private. Not with strangers & definitely not with strangers, on twitter. Something called a Toyin Aimakhu who’s supposed to be an actress had a chat with her twitter followers & decided to give us waaay too much info on her sex life.
Someone asked for her favorite sex position & she tweeted “chain mum and dad”.
I’ve got so many questions; Really? Tryna invent a new sex position? Wtf is chain mum & dad?? Do you both chain yourselves up & lick the chains? Do you invite your parents for a foursome & whip them with chains? Or do you just um, lock your brain away in chains & throw away the key?
Most importantly, Why are you doing this to us???