little zero interest in what this IK person is, but my money’s on him being a world class stoner, cuz you gotta be on some pretty strong shit to shit out such a delusional tweet.
I mean, what person in his right mind lusts after a mosquito, a hippo, or a mannequin? You gotta be so fucking high, higher than the delusion oozing from Maheeda to do that. What I really wanna know is why the most elegant dingleberry in the universe isn’t on this list. This is outrageous!
She is the ONLY nollyslut worth lusting after. Unless of course you’re into dudes, then I’d recommend
Mo Cheddah this yummy man candy.
So help me, if Dementia doesn’t quit this her one-sided feud with Lupy ASAP, Imma tie that trick down & stuff a gazillion litres of Shitilicious up her overripe water melon butt.
Something called a Toni Payne is adding an extra layer of fuckery to this shitshow on instagram, while Dementia claims sales are up by 70%. You guys, I actually believe her, I mean she’s probably gone from selling 1 jar a day to 7, so hey, that’s 70% right? Or it could be that she’s just still thinking with her implants.
Thing is, we still don’t actually know what’s in that Shitilicious concoction. It could be her farts, squirts & what’s left of her shitty brains bottled up & she’s somehow selling it as a legit cream. Ugh, the fuckery we take from this knuckle head.
I’m all for talking about sex & the multitude of positions possible, in private. Not with strangers & definitely not with strangers, on twitter. Something called a Toyin Aimakhu who’s supposed to be an actress had a chat with her twitter followers & decided to give us waaay too much info on her sex life.
Someone asked for her favorite sex position & she tweeted “chain mum and dad”.
I’ve got so many questions; Really? Tryna invent a new sex position? Wtf is chain mum & dad?? Do you both chain yourselves up & lick the chains? Do you invite your parents for a foursome & whip them with chains? Or do you just um, lock your brain away in chains & throw away the key?
Most importantly, Why are you doing this to us???
You guys, I am so excited to welcome y’all to round 2 of the VeezeeBaybeh/ Nicky Copwhatever feud with contributions from Tonto Decay & something called a Gbemi Phillips.
Bitch came at Nicky for borrowing hair, then Nicky & her “girlfriend” Gbemi called her out for being an insecure cumwhore currently in Atlanta for butt implants. Sound familiar?
Tonto Decay, being the over sharing dimwit that we all love, chipped in something about lesbianism & growing up in the most incoherent statement I’ve ever read.
Bottom line, these hoes need to grow up. Someone please tell me where I can fill an application to get them all banned from IG permanently. Ugh, enough already, grannies.
And just in case you’re like me & have no idea who these drag queens are, I’ve added pictures of Gbemi with Nicky & Veezee with Nicky below.
The tweets below are of some video hoe, Veezeebaybeh ( never heard of her) yapping about her friend, Nicky Copwhatever, stealing her human hair. Its a slow news day guys, I know.
This, ladies & gentlemen, is a classic case of one famewhore calling out another famewhore for being a famewhore by doing it in the most whore-ific way possible; twitter.
Grow Up Bitches!
How dare anyone compare this drag queen to Whoopi Goldberg? You’re not a virgin & you’re not a slut, what are you? A tranny???
Grandma, you don’t tweetfight fans or haters, you put them in their place like Rihanna does or you ignore them.
To think EME dropped Skales & kept this nutjob. Why???
The tweets below are of ‘the bald one’ denying reports that he’s knocked up another hoe, and ‘the razz’ one trying to defend him.
The fact that they’re both viciously denying it, means it probably true. I don’t know what the fuss is about, I mean did she really think she could tie him down? Once a man slut, ALWAYS a man slut.
Someone call Animal Control, we’ve got a hippo on the run! Who the fuck let the apes out??? Below are pictures of something called an Eniola Badmus holidaying in New York.
And five minutes after this picture was taken, SHREK showed up to lead his wife back home.